Brian Michael

Hello fellow chefs! Recently, my buddy Ian and I were thoroughly ridiculed for purchasing TV dinners. As very busy college students, student organization executive board members, and employees at our respective establishments, time is a very valuable resource. Why spend time cooking when I can instead spend it staring at the same line of code […]

I know the secret to winning arm wrestling every time. First, position your arm as normal. Grasp your opponent’s hand. Wait for the countdown. Three. Two. One. Go! Now, this next part is the most important: scream as loud as you can. More often than not, this will confuse your opponent and they’ll let their […]

For myself, it is easy to recall the colorful clay known as Play-Doh. I was never allowed to mix the colors and create amalgamations of -Doh. Instead, I stuck to one container at a time, molding different creations. Some of my favorites include sphere, box, and container shape. I would often see Play-Doh ads on […]

Artificial intelligence. Everyone has an opinion on it, rivaling arguments on the scale of political rhetoric. Love it or hate it, it’s a staple in today’s world. However, one person’s opinion has not had a lot of attention, well, one AI’s opinion. On August 25, 2024, I sat down with perhaps the most well-known large […]

I don’t know if I should be writing about “hawk tuah” on my university-provided blog, but here we are. The viral sensation known as “hawk tuah” has been circling around the internet for the past couple of weeks. I refuse to give any more background than that. Hawk tuah is not funny. Never has been, […]

I go to a suitcase school, meaning that every weekend, a substantial amount of students return home for that duration. I rarely go back to my hometown, mostly saving that for breaks and holidays. It does get a bit lonely, but usually I would have a couple friends around to hang out with. Now imagine […]