{"id":183,"date":"2017-11-07T01:13:44","date_gmt":"2017-11-07T01:13:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.uww.edu\/beerallaboutit\/?p=183"},"modified":"2017-12-09T01:41:26","modified_gmt":"2017-12-09T01:41:26","slug":"guest-beer-critic-audrey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.uww.edu\/beerallaboutit\/2017\/11\/07\/guest-beer-critic-audrey\/","title":{"rendered":"Guest Beer Critic &#8211; Audrey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[et_pb_section][et_pb_row][et_pb_column type=&#8221;1_3&#8243;][et_pb_image admin_label=&#8221;Image&#8221; src=&#8221;http:\/\/blogs.uww.edu\/beerallaboutit\/files\/2017\/12\/IMG_5675.jpg&#8221; show_in_lightbox=&#8221;off&#8221; url_new_window=&#8221;off&#8221; animation=&#8221;left&#8221; sticky=&#8221;off&#8221; align=&#8221;left&#8221; force_fullwidth=&#8221;off&#8221; always_center_on_mobile=&#8221;on&#8221; use_border_color=&#8221;off&#8221; border_color=&#8221;#ffffff&#8221; border_style=&#8221;solid&#8221; \/][\/et_pb_column][et_pb_column type=&#8221;2_3&#8243;][et_pb_text admin_label=&#8221;Text&#8221; background_layout=&#8221;light&#8221; text_orientation=&#8221;left&#8221; text_line_height=&#8221;2em&#8221; use_border_color=&#8221;off&#8221; border_color=&#8221;#ffffff&#8221; border_style=&#8221;solid&#8221;]<\/p>\n<h4>Guest Beer Critic &#8211; Audrey<\/h4>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Greetings Beer Drinkers,<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">I come in peace. I am female, 20-something and prefer a $5 bottle of moscato to any beer in current existence. It&#8217;s a stereotype I shamefully fulfill. However, that doesn&#8217;t mean I can&#8217;t critique a bottle or two. I just took a nice swig of&#8230;wait, checking the bottle&#8230;Hopalicious IPA brought to you by Ale Asylum. It&#8217;s Eric&#8217;s. I asked him for a sip, and then he proceeded to tell me how I drank it wrong and made too much foam form in the bottle. Oops.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Okay, so, my honest review? It&#8217;s bad. Not good. How can someone enjoy this? Like, if I put a few blades of grass, soda water and a piece of ham in a blender it would most likely produce the same taste.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">But, you know, beer makes Eric happy. Beer makes a lot of people happy. So who am I to judge? The point is, I can appreciate beer but not enjoy it. Here I am making an amateur beer critique a lesson on morals.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Appreciate different tastes, styles and alcoholic beverage preferences. You don&#8217;t have to agree, but appreciate.<\/p>\n<p>[\/et_pb_text][\/et_pb_column][\/et_pb_row][\/et_pb_section]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[et_pb_section][et_pb_row][et_pb_column type=&#8221;1_3&#8243;][et_pb_image admin_label=&#8221;Image&#8221; src=&#8221;http:\/\/blogs.uww.edu\/beerallaboutit\/files\/2017\/12\/IMG_5675.jpg&#8221; show_in_lightbox=&#8221;off&#8221; url_new_window=&#8221;off&#8221; animation=&#8221;left&#8221; sticky=&#8221;off&#8221; align=&#8221;left&#8221; force_fullwidth=&#8221;off&#8221; always_center_on_mobile=&#8221;on&#8221; use_border_color=&#8221;off&#8221; border_color=&#8221;#ffffff&#8221; border_style=&#8221;solid&#8221; \/][\/et_pb_column][et_pb_column type=&#8221;2_3&#8243;][et_pb_text admin_label=&#8221;Text&#8221; background_layout=&#8221;light&#8221; text_orientation=&#8221;left&#8221; text_line_height=&#8221;2em&#8221; use_border_color=&#8221;off&#8221; border_color=&#8221;#ffffff&#8221; border_style=&#8221;solid&#8221;] Guest Beer Critic &#8211; Audrey Greetings Beer Drinkers, I come in peace. I am female, 20-something and prefer a $5 bottle of moscato to any beer in current existence. 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