Sunday leaves students leery of the week ahead

UW-Whitewater students collectively groaned with dissatisfaction on Sunday morning, as they collectively came to the grim realization that they must get their homework done for the upcoming week.

One student said this first Sunday is really putting things into perspective for him.

“I haven’t even got my text books yet,” the anonymous student lamented. “To be honest, I haven’t even purchased a notebook yet.”

Experts concede that the UW-W campus could very well see a fall in productivity this semester, along with a drastic spike in procrastination.

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